U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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