It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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