she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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