I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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