Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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