This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
well you can't waste a boner
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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