Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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