Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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