It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I checked into jail on foursquare
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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