Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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