I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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