you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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