I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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