Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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