Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
do nipples grow back?
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