Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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