I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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