I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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