I want to stick my p in your. b.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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