it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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