are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I currently don't understand fingers.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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