Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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