Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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