Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
