was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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