Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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