I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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