she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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