So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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