I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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