This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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