If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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