i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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