how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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