Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
