Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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