If that was your dad, he is hot
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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