If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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