It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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