so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
