You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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