i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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