Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I touched a dick in church today
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