she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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