what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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