Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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