Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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