is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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