I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
did you just send me my own nude
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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