6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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