i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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