it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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