well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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