I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Bring me that man meat
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
