I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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