just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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