How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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